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Your Eyes….

27 07pmWed, 23 Jul 2008 16:54:53 +00002008-07-23T16:54:53+00:0004 2006

Your eyes your lips why it’s making me crazy……. Why

 

 my heart loves you this much…..to sun rising  and to

 

evening  and to my relative and to stranger …… why

 

always I am questioning to them that why my heart loves

 

you (Zahby), this much…..my heartbeats are

 

saying……….my life is to you………….this magic

 

season and this unwise heartbeats why its making me

crazy, why my heart loves you this much….my day and

night belongs to you…day night day night…………I am

nothing without you without you…………look at this

feelings and love why its making me crazy……

Ali-Zahby

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Real life experience of a dubaiite

27 07pmWed, 23 Jul 2008 16:18:29 +00002008-07-23T16:18:29+00:0004 2006

Cost of Living in UAE


Ahlan Dubai……. Welcome Dubai …….

With so many Indians hopping on to the next flight to Dubai (or U.A.E in general) to make their dreams happen……..  Life would turn out to be a shocker here.

The common problem for youth in India is that they want to
make too much money in too little time. They are willing to leave
India on the first offer from any country of repute (or even without repute) without considering the pros and cons. As for the millions of U.A.E aspirants in India
………. guys … hold on do a self assessment based on the under mentioned facts:-

· Just don’t multiply the AED salary by 11 and convert the
same into rupee earnings. That would be the first of the many mistakes you are likely to make. The conversion if at all should be done for savings and not gross earnings.


·
If you a Married Person,:  Consider the cost of family
accommodation in U.A.E and more importantly in
Dubai . The minimum requirement of a one BHK (bedroom, hall, and kitchen) flat would cost you a minimum of AED 5,000/- per month (not per annum,) any where in downtown Dubai
. Add a minimum of 15-25% annual increments in rent. Don’t expect the salaries to rise by even half that %.

· If you are smart enough to realize that you can look for
apartments outside Dubai (Sharjah, Ajman, RAK) to save AED 500 – 750 per month in rent, please allow yourself three to four hours for commuting every day (given the present traffic situation, which can only degrade with influx of millions of immigrants every year). Add that to a normal 10 hours day would mean you would end up spending around 14-15 hours a day on job……and you thought family life would be so much fun in Dubai.

· Be prepared to shell out AED 100/- for a routine check up at
doctors in UAE (that is if your company does not cover you with health insurance). If you are lucky you will not fall ill, but God forbid if you do, then you will have a big hole in your pocket.

· If you aren’t used to summers of north India and hail from
places like Shimla, then you are in for a treat of your lifetime.
Temperatures can run up to 50 C degrees on a normal sunny afternoon and such days are pretty regular. And did I mention the humidity levels of 95% ………I am sure I did.

· If you don’t have children you are lucky……bcos if you have
2-3 children going to school…… add at least AED 12,000 (per annum per child) to the cost of living in U.A.E

· You know that petrol here is cheaper and so would be the taxies ……..try taking a cab from airport to your hotel ……..the meter would touch AED 75-100/- before you will be able to make yourself comfortable in the Camry.
· You might have the fanciest of all cars available here, but
when it comes to parking the same, you might regret buying one. Imagine roaming around the streets of Dubai for 1 hour just to find a parking space……. ….alas. ….even that’s not free…….. . . don’t forget to display you’re parking ticket …….else a fine awaits you.
Parking fee comes to AED 2 per hour..  For all main roads Toll
collections also there!!!!!!!!

· Last but not the least of all woes is a triple call rate to
your loved ones in India. INR 30 per minute from U.A.E to India
……….whereas as INR 8 per minute from
India to UAE ……..it must give you an idea what awaits you in Dubai. Don’t you dare think you can use skype in Dubai ………Guys it’s banned and its illegal…..? …even sites like Orkut are banned here…….so much so for the communication.

So if you are fascinated by the growing number of glam malls in Dubai ……….the ever-changing skyline ………… all the hype and glory that surrounds this place ………..the bollywood stars flocking to Dubai every Thursday night ………the cute cars ……..the chic cafés
………BURJ DUBAI……. .BURJ AL ARAB ……..Dubai Marina; think twice buddies!!!!!! (Remember what is yours is what you take home after a lifetime in Dubai). No matter how long you stay here you will still be an expatriate …… no UAE passport ……… no home.

Trust me, there’s nothing like home!!!

This is GULF

* Local calls are free
* Petrol is cheaper than water, Pay for drainage too
* Any building construction finishes in 3 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Laborers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country
* Companies can kick out their employees without any reason
* Wastes (recommendation) are more powerful than money
* Cleaners have more Waste than officers
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner
* Office boy & Drivers have more influence on Boss than Manager
* Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see rain, dust
storm, hot / humid / chilling weather
* Gulf is located in the desert, still u find greenery everywhere
* If u can’t earn money in the Gulf, u can’t earn anywhere in the
world

* In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes so soon u
never know, its sooo fast
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India
* U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together
* Being at home is more painful than being at work
* Indians appear/pretend to be more religious/God fearing than they really are
* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of
Salman / Sharukh
* Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don’t understand anything
* Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in B’lore
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car
* A Starbucks every 10 meters
* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol
* A Shopping Mall located every 5km
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers
* Getting a license is more difficult than getting a car
* Smashed cars are more than bugs
* Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour – 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on
* No Queues for women


TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:
* GREEN: Signal to go for Americans, Europeans and Indians
* YELLOW: Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis
* RED: Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis & Palestinians

 

 

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CONECTION BETWEEN LOVE AND VODAFONE

27 03pmSat, 22 Mar 2008 18:50:18 +00002008-03-22T18:50:18+00:0006 2006

Very Shocking…..

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also
changed her cell connection from Airtel to Vodafone, so that both of them can
be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar.
Priya’s family knew about their relationship Shankar was very close to
Priya’s family as well. (Just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass away
please burn me with my handphone” she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so
but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the
same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who
can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here.” Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily
and they then carried her into the van.

Al of us were shocked. Priya’s parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom…..

Shankar :….”Aunty, I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don’t tell Priya that I’m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.”
Her mother replied….. “You come home first, I wanna tell you something
very important.”

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “don’t try to fool
me – tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this
nonsense”.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said… “Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “see this is from Priya, see this….”
he showed the phone to priya’ family. all of them told him to answer. he
talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box

They were so shocked and asked
for the same person’s
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master

worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them…

Vodafone has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, our network follows!!!”

Don’t shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this
mail….so what you can do…you should also forward this mail to all your
nears and dears…and enjoy…like i enjoyed.
 HAHAHAHAHA. 

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How i wish you were here….

27 08pmThu, 24 Aug 2006 16:01:39 +00002006-08-24T16:01:39+00:0004 2006
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Love means…

27 08amThu, 24 Aug 2006 08:03:10 +00002006-08-24T08:03:10+00:0008 2006

“Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.”

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”

“When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth.”

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

“Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings.”

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss but they look happy and sometimes they dance in the kitchen while kissing.”

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”

“Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.”

“When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you’re scared she won’t love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only does she still love you, she loves you even more.”

“There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God’s love. But God makes both kinds of them.”

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they’ve know each other so well.”

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”

“Love is-if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you’re in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay.”

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”

“Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.”

“Don’t feel so bad if you don’t have a boyfriend. There’s lots of stuff you can do without one.”

“Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”

“If you want somebody to love you, then just be yourself. Some people try to act like somebody else, somebody the boy likes better. I think the boy isn’t being very good if he does this to you and you should just find a nicer boy.”

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day”

“When you’re born and see your mommy for the first time.

“Love is what makes people hide in the dark corners of movie theaters.”

“Love goes on even when you stop breathing and you pick up where you left off when you reach heaven.”

“My enemies taught me how to love.”

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

“You have to fall in love before you get married. Then when you’re married, you just sit around and read books together.”

“I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.”

“Love cards like Valentine’s cards say stuff on them that we’d like to say ourselves, but we wouldn’t be caught dead saying.”

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.”

“Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”

“You never have to be lonely. There’s always somebody to love, even if it’s just a squirrel or a kitten.”

  

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Hard to forget you ….

27 08pmWed, 23 Aug 2006 17:06:00 +00002006-08-23T17:06:00+00:0005 2006

“Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge…
Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge…
Yakin na aaye to aazma lena…
Zindagi mein aapko kabhi gham nahi denge….”
 

“Bhulna tumhe na aasan hoga…
Jo bhule tumhe woh naadan hoga….
Aap to baste hai ruh mein hamari…
Aap hame naa bhule yeh aapka ehsaan hoga…”
 

“Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo…
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye…
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo…
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye…”
 

“Yun Milke Mulakat na Ho saki…
Hontt kampe magar baat na hosaki…
Meri khamosh Nigah har baat keh gayi…
Aur unki shikayat hai ki baat na ho saki…..”
 

“Hum unka intezaar karte hi reh gaye…Tumhari judaai ko sehte hi reh gaye…Dil thamne ki koshish ki magar…Ye kambakht aansu behte hi reh gaye…” 

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Feelings of love….

27 08pmTue, 22 Aug 2006 15:59:10 +00002006-08-22T15:59:10+00:0003 2006
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