Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock

Your Eyes….

Ali Asger — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:54:53 +0000

Your eyes your lips why it’s making me crazy……. Why

my heart loves you this much…..to sun rising and to

evening and to my relative and to stranger …… why

always I am questioning to them that why my heart loves

you (Zahby), this much…..my heartbeats are

saying……….my life is to you………….this magic

season and this unwise heartbeats why its making me

crazy, why my heart loves you this much….my day and

night belongs to you…day night day night…………I am

nothing without you without you…………look at this

feelings and love why its making me crazy……

Real life experience of a dubaiite

Ali Asger — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:18:29 +0000

Cost of Living in UAE

Ahlan Dubai……. Welcome Dubai …….

With so many Indians hopping on to the next flight to Dubai (or U.A.E in general) to make their dreams happen…….. Life would turn out to be a shocker here.

The common problem for youth in India is that they want to
make too much money in too little time. They are willing to leave
India on the first offer from any country of repute (or even without repute) without considering the pros and cons. As for the millions of U.A.E aspirants in India ………. guys … hold on do a self assessment based on the under mentioned facts:-

· Just don’t multiply the AED salary by 11 and convert the
same into rupee earnings. That would be the first of the many mistakes you are likely to make. The conversion if at all should be done for savings and not gross earnings.

· If you a Married Person,: Consider the cost of family
accommodation in U.A.E and more importantly in Dubai . The minimum requirement of a one BHK (bedroom, hall, and kitchen) flat would cost you a minimum of AED 5,000/- per month (not per annum,) any where in downtown Dubai. Add a minimum of 15-25% annual increments in rent. Don’t expect the salaries to rise by even half that %.

· If you are smart enough to realize that you can look for
apartments outside Dubai (Sharjah, Ajman, RAK) to save AED 500 – 750 per month in rent, please allow yourself three to four hours for commuting every day (given the present traffic situation, which can only degrade with influx of millions of immigrants every year). Add that to a normal 10 hours day would mean you would end up spending around 14-15 hours a day on job……and you thought family life would be so much fun in Dubai.

· Be prepared to shell out AED 100/- for a routine check up at
doctors in UAE (that is if your company does not cover you with health insurance). If you are lucky you will not fall ill, but God forbid if you do, then you will have a big hole in your pocket.

· If you aren’t used to summers of north India and hail from
places like Shimla, then you are in for a treat of your lifetime.
Temperatures can run up to 50 C degrees on a normal sunny afternoon and such days are pretty regular. And did I mention the humidity levels of 95% ………I am sure I did.

· If you don’t have children you are lucky……bcos if you have
2-3 children going to school…… add at least AED 12,000 (per annum per child) to the cost of living in U.A.E

· You know that petrol here is cheaper and so would be the taxies ……..try taking a cab from airport to your hotel ……..the meter would touch AED 75-100/- before you will be able to make yourself comfortable in the Camry.
· You might have the fanciest of all cars available here, but
when it comes to parking the same, you might regret buying one. Imagine roaming around the streets of Dubai for 1 hour just to find a parking space……. ….alas. ….even that’s not free…….. . . don’t forget to display you’re parking ticket …….else a fine awaits you.
Parking fee comes to AED 2 per hour.. For all main roads Toll
collections also there!!!!!!!!

· Last but not the least of all woes is a triple call rate to
your loved ones in India. INR 30 per minute from U.A.E to India
……….whereas as INR 8 per minute from India to UAE ……..it must give you an idea what awaits you in Dubai. Don’t you dare think you can use skype in Dubai ………Guys it’s banned and its illegal…..? …even sites like Orkut are banned here…….so much so for the communication.

So if you are fascinated by the growing number of glam malls in Dubai ……….the ever-changing skyline ………… all the hype and glory that surrounds this place ………..the bollywood stars flocking to Dubai every Thursday night ………the cute cars ……..the chic cafés
………BURJ DUBAI……. .BURJ AL ARAB ……..Dubai Marina; think twice buddies!!!!!! (Remember what is yours is what you take home after a lifetime in Dubai). No matter how long you stay here you will still be an expatriate …… no UAE passport ……… no home.

Trust me, there’s nothing like home!!!

This is GULF

* Local calls are free
* Petrol is cheaper than water, Pay for drainage too
* Any building construction finishes in 3 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Laborers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country
* Companies can kick out their employees without any reason
* Wastes (recommendation) are more powerful than money
* Cleaners have more Waste than officers
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner
* Office boy & Drivers have more influence on Boss than Manager
* Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see rain, dust
storm, hot / humid / chilling weather
* Gulf is located in the desert, still u find greenery everywhere
* If u can’t earn money in the Gulf, u can’t earn anywhere in the
world

* In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes so soon u
never know, its sooo fast
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India
* U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together
* Being at home is more painful than being at work
* Indians appear/pretend to be more religious/God fearing than they really are
* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of
Salman / Sharukh
* Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don’t understand anything
* Dance Bars and Pubs more than that in B’lore
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car
* A Starbucks every 10 meters
* Hard Rock Cafe with no alcohol
* A Shopping Mall located every 5km
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers
* Getting a license is more difficult than getting a car
* Smashed cars are more than bugs
* Parking charge: 2 Dirham for 1 hour – 5 Dirham for 2 hours & so on
* No Queues for women

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF:
* GREEN: Signal to go for Americans, Europeans and Indians
* YELLOW: Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis
* RED: Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis & Palestinians

CONECTION BETWEEN LOVE AND VODAFONE

Ali Asger — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:50:18 +0000

Very Shocking…..

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also
changed her cell connection from Airtel to Vodafone, so that both of them can
be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar.
Priya’s family knew about their relationship Shankar was very close to
Priya’s family as well. (Just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass away
please burn me with my handphone” she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so
but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the
same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who
can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here.” Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily
and they then carried her into the van.

Al of us were shocked. Priya’s parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom…..

Shankar :….”Aunty, I’m coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don’t tell Priya that I’m coming home today, I wanna surprise her.”
Her mother replied….. “You come home first, I wanna tell you something
very important.”

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “don’t try to fool
me – tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this
nonsense”.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said… “Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “see this is from Priya, see this….”
he showed the phone to priya’ family. all of them told him to answer. he
talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box

They were so shocked and asked
for the same person’s
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master

worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them…

Vodafone has the best coverage.

“Where ever you go, our network follows!!!”

Don’t shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this
mail….so what you can do…you should also forward this mail to all your
nears and dears…and enjoy…like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA.

How i wish you were here….

Ali Asger — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:01:39 +0000

Love means…

Ali Asger — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:03:10 +0000

“Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.”

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”

“When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth.”

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

“Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings.”

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss but they look happy and sometimes they dance in the kitchen while kissing.”

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”

“Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.”

“When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you’re scared she won’t love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only does she still love you, she loves you even more.”

“There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God’s love. But God makes both kinds of them.”

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they’ve know each other so well.”

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”

“Love is-if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you’re in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay.”

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”

“Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.”

“Don’t feel so bad if you don’t have a boyfriend. There’s lots of stuff you can do without one.”

“Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”

“If you want somebody to love you, then just be yourself. Some people try to act like somebody else, somebody the boy likes better. I think the boy isn’t being very good if he does this to you and you should just find a nicer boy.”

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day”

“When you’re born and see your mommy for the first time.

“Love is what makes people hide in the dark corners of movie theaters.”

“Love goes on even when you stop breathing and you pick up where you left off when you reach heaven.”

“My enemies taught me how to love.”

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

“You have to fall in love before you get married. Then when you’re married, you just sit around and read books together.”

“I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.”

“Love cards like Valentine’s cards say stuff on them that we’d like to say ourselves, but we wouldn’t be caught dead saying.”

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.”

“Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”

“You never have to be lonely. There’s always somebody to love, even if it’s just a squirrel or a kitten.”

Hard to forget you ….

Ali Asger — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 17:06:00 +0000

“Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge…
Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge…
Yakin na aaye to aazma lena…
Zindagi mein aapko kabhi gham nahi denge….”

“Bhulna tumhe na aasan hoga…
Jo bhule tumhe woh naadan hoga….
Aap to baste hai ruh mein hamari…
Aap hame naa bhule yeh aapka ehsaan hoga…”

“Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo…
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye…
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo…
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye…”

“Yun Milke Mulakat na Ho saki…
Hontt kampe magar baat na hosaki…
Meri khamosh Nigah har baat keh gayi…
Aur unki shikayat hai ki baat na ho saki…..”

“Hum unka intezaar karte hi reh gaye…Tumhari judaai ko sehte hi reh gaye…Dil thamne ki koshish ki magar…Ye kambakht aansu behte hi reh gaye…”

Feelings of love….

Ali Asger — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 15:59:10 +0000

A family in Gujarat was…..

Ali Asger — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 18:26:57 +0000

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead
body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her
brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha, I am sending Ba’s (Mother’s) body to you, since it was her wish that she should
be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT . Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s (Mother’s) body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (Almonds). Please divide these among all of you.On Ba’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi ‘s sons Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves.The 2 new Jeans that Ba’s is wearing are for the boys.The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist.
Shanta masi (Aunty), Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita
PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji ( Mother) is also not feeling too well nowadays…

How much you mean to me….

Ali Asger — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 18:50:01 +0000

I AM A ROSE, YOU ARE MY THRONE…CLUTCHING TO ME PROTECTING ME.I AM THE SUN; YOU ARE MY RAYS, HELPING ME TO SHINE AND TO BE ALL THAT I CAN.I AM A
LAKE, YOU ARE MY WATER…FILLING ME WITH IDEAS, DREAMS AND HOPES FOR THE FUTURE.I AM A TREE, YOU ARE MY LEAVES………..SHARING WHO AND WHAT I AM AND BECOMING AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE.I AM A HEART, YOU ARE MY BEAT……BEATING RHYTHMICALLY TO MY HAPPINESS, MY FEAR, MY SADNESS, MY EXCITEMENT.I AM ME AND YOU ARE WITH ME……TO SHARE ALL THAT I AM, TO SHARE LIFE, LOVE AND HAPPINESS ALWAYS.

Ultimate truth….

Ali Asger — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 18:40:02 +0000

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success…….. is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear

them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. Which never works?

If at first you don’t succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper…… if you have both, no one call.

Especially for egg. Students—-

If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

Why is it that when you dial a wrong number, it is never busy?

All PMT buses are crowded.

Corollary—– PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in

together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Ek humsafar chahiye……

Ali Asger — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:12:57 +0000

Na Woh Farishta Ho Na Farishtey Jaisa Ho
Mujhay Talash Hay Us Ke Jo Meray Jaisa Ho ************ ********* ********* ********** Meray Khuloos Ko Pehchanta Ho Bas Kafi Hay
Woh Koi Bhi Ho,Kahin Bhi Ho,Kaisa Bhi Ho ************ ********* ********* ********** Jo Khuwab Denay Ko Qadir Ho Meri Aankhon Ko
Meri Muhabbat Ko Pehchan Sakay Woh Aisa Ho ************ ********* ********* ********** Meri Khatir Marney Ka Hosla Bhi Rakhta Ho Agar Kabhi Rooth Jaoon May Us Say To Muskra Kay Manayee, Woh Aisa Ho ************ ********* ********* **********
Jo Baat Karey To Woh Nibha Bhi Sakey Iradon Mein Woh Apne Chahtaoon Jaisa Ho ************ ********* ********* ********* Dukhon Mein Hansney Ka Hunar Janta Ho Ik Aisa HumSafar Jo Samander Ke Tarha Gehrah Ho
************ ********* ********* ***********
Us Kay Pyar Ke Thandak Ho Meray Liyae Aise Key Woh To Bilkul Aasman Kay Chand Jaisa Ho
************ ********* ********* ************
Woh Sirf Mera Ho Jo Nighaoon Main Haya Rakhta Ho Umar Bhar Sath Chalay Woh Aisa Hooo…
Mujhay Talash Hay Us Ke Jo Meray Jaisa hooo… ************ ********* ********* ********** Mere kahe bagair jo samjhe har ek baat ko, Na jo sirf woh sune main kahoon, Main ye nahin kehti ki woh puri kare meri har ek hasrat, Par woh Aisa ho jo samjhe mujhe har ek pal. ************ ********* ********* ********** Chahe kuch aur wo samjhe na samjhe, Jo meri bepanah mohabbat ko pehchane.!!! ************ ********* ********* **********

Luttatey rahe hum……

Ali Asger — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:10:03 +0000

Luttatei Rahei hum bhi pyar ki daulat magarHissey mein hamarey siwa tanhaiii ke aya kuch bhi nahin—————————————————————————————-Chahat, Mohabbat, Yehi sab to chahatey theey hum magarIs raah mein ruswayeee ke siwaa mila kuch bhi nahin—————————————————————————————–Na samaj the hum joo saraab kee peechey bhagthe rahey magarKhabhar nahi thi woh nazar ka dhokha hai aur kuch bhi nahin——————————————————————————————Do pall ki zindagi mein kitnee khuwaab saja lete hain loog magarUnhain kiya pata janaa khalii hath hai leee janaa kuch bhi nahin——————————————————————————————Mohabbbat Hoti hai kisi seee zindagi mein ek daffaa magar Badleee mein dheer saaree Aansoo dee jati hai aur kuch bhi nahin

Judaiiii………….

Ali Asger — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:55:12 +0000

kat hi gai judai bhi kab yun hua ke mar gaye
Tere bhi din guzar gaye mere bhi din guzar gaye

Tu bhi kuch aur hai ham bhi kuch aur hain
Jaane wo tu kidhar gayaa jaane wo ham kidhar gaye

Raahon mein hi mile the ham raahein nasiib ban gayein
Tu bhi na apane ghar gaya ham bhii na apane ghar gaye

Wo bhi Gubaar-e-Khaak tha ham bhii Gubaar-e-Khaak thay
Wo bhi kahin bikhar gaya ham bhi kahin bikhar gaye

Koi kinaar-e-aab-e-juu baithaa huaa hai sar nigoon
Kashti kidhar chali gaye jaane kidhar bhanwar gaye

Love is written in……

Ali Asger — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:29:58 +0000

Love is written in God’s heaven above
In His book is each divine love
When you first met your one and only
You knew you’d never again be lonely

A love so true as the sky is blue
You know too that you’ll follow through
So special is the thrill
Excitement as love grows, until
You ask that special one to marry
It is almost too scary
Unless you hear them say yes
And then you feel so blessed

To share your life with a husband or a wife
No matter happiness or strife
A true love will endure
And always will matureA lifetime adventure
everyone knows it’s a risky venture
But true love always wins
so let yourself begin

Great love quote……

Ali Asger — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:28:44 +0000

1) Friends and Friendship. It’s A Package Of Feelings. Nobody Can Delete It, Nobody Can Explain It. Only We Can Feel It.

2) Every Nice Person Like You Is A Glimpse Of God. As It Is One Of His Blessings, Which Is A Priceless Gift That Can Never Be Bought, Sold Or Forgotten.

3) Friendship Doesn’t Occur With Special People… But People Become Special After Being Friends….. I Don’t Know What I Am To You, But You Are Always Special To Me….

4) Without Your mail Days Are Like… :
“Moanday”
“Tearsday”
“Wasteday”
“Thirstday”
“Frightday”
“Shatterday”
& “Sadday”
So mail Me Everyday…..!!!

5) If Anyone Ever Asked Me What The Statement “Life Is Beautiful” Meant To Me, I Did Just Put My Arm Around Your Shoulder, Hold You Close To Me & Say “This Is It”

6) I Lovely Quote: We Always Love Our Love Coz Our Love Always Loves What We Love To Love & Your Love Loves The Way You Love Your Love. So Keep Loving….

7) Whenever You See Love Coming, Welcome It, Open Your Arms, Embrace It & Let It Enter In To You….! People Will Ask You Are You In Love…? Just Say No Love Is In Me…..!

Leave Something For Someone……. Never Leave Someone For Something….. Coz In Life, Something Will Leave You, But Someone Will Never Leave You….

9) Nobody’s Right Till Somebody’s Wrong; Nobody’s Weak Till Somebody’s Strong; Nobody’s Lucky Till Love Comes Along; Nobody’s Lonely Till Somebody’s Gone….

10) Perfect Love Is Not Receiving, It’s Giving And Forgiving. Perfect Love Is Not Red Roses On Valentine Day. It’s The Rest Of The 365 Days Of Knowing Your Love….!

Protected: “LOST AND FOUND” A true love story….New Edition

Ali Asger — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:44:11 +0000

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There is no one like you….

Ali Asger — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:07:36 +0000

Where the rays of the sun are comes from…………..where the moonlight dwells….is comes news. That there is no one like you, where sleep hides………..where dreams are made…..comes news………there is no one like you.flowers, butterflies and buds…they’re all sulking coz from them you’ve stolen their ability to evoke love…where colored are created…….and beauty is crafted comes news there’s no one like you……you have stolen my heart; do you realize that, in you lies all the love in the world….in you it lies….where people go crazy in love….where lovers are born; comes news there’s no one like you…

Protected: Love Cant be hidden……..from love !!!

Ali Asger — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 14:08:02 +0000

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Tit Bits to laugh

Ali Asger — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 13:06:49 +0000

What is the diffrence between stress, tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girl friend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Sardar told his girl friend “Darling come to my house today night nobody will be there.”
She said OK I would. At night girlfriend went to Sardar’s house and nobody was there!!!

Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This packet
Siddis : Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

Siddis found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Siddis told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Siddis : So what take an umbrella and go.

Siddis was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Siddis: Why all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Siddis: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

I wanted you to know….!!!

Ali Asger — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:57:54 +0000

I was dreaming again last night.
In my dream you stood before me.
I gazed into your eyes and touched
your soul,

I felt the gentleness and acceptance there
within you, that you held for me.
I wanted to tell you, how it is with me.
I had always felt such fear
Nameless and

Fathomless so extensive and pervasive
that all the words would freeze
upon my tongue and I could not speak a word.
This time I lost the fear I always held.
I was able to express my love for you
I could tell you, that the only time I’m happyis when I see your face. Your smile, your hands,

Your eyes enchant me

I wanted to tell you that I can’t imagine my worldwithout you in it, or one day without your love.
I wanted you to know,I love you.

Losing….

Ali Asger — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:37:53 +0000

losing
all I can see.
;;;;; nothing remains.;;;;;

dripping slowly away
the tides recede
and I stand
;;;;; alone.;;;;;

I look down from the precipice
that is my life
;;;;; and wonder where the tides go.;;;;;

will they return to fill
;;;;; my gaping soul? ;;;;;

or will the waters dry
to flow no more
and leave me standing
;;;;; and breathless? ;;;;;

all I can do is
;;;;; wait.;;;;;

watching from my precipice,
;;;;; all I can do is wonder.;;;;;

Hard to say…!!!!

Ali Asger — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:19:56 +0000

It’s so hard to say I love you and not draw back in tears.
It’s so hard to know that you’re not there to face my fears.
It’s so hard to know that the phones at reach but I cannot hear your voice.
It’s so hard to know that breaking up was not my choice.
It’s so hard to see you laughing when deep down inside I’m crying.
It’s so hard to live without you when I need you more than words can say…
I still love you!!

I am incomplete…..

Ali Asger — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 17:02:18 +0000

Give place to my breath in your heart, I Want to Forget Myself in Your Love, Let Me Become Memory less,My Breath Was Incomplete, My Beats Was Incomplete And Me Too, But Now The Things Are Changed Now The Moon Is Complete On Earth And Showering His Sunlight On Earth And Giving Me The Way Of Your Heart So I Can Be Reach In Dark Night.

How Can You Go Far Away From Me,How Can You Forget Me,I Will Become A Fragrance and Spread in Your Breath So How Can You Stop Your Breath.

Eyes Are the Language of Heart,True Love Is Always Speechless.If We Will Have Heartache In Love So No Need to Be Afraid,We Heard That Coz Of Heartache The Love Becomes Stronger.

Hey God Today You Have To Be a True and Make a Decision,Become Her Mine and Mine Too Her, I Have A Lots of Sorrow,Now Make My Wish Come True and Give Me Happiness (She).It’s Becoming Hard To Live Without Her……I Am Crazy In Love With Her……Hey God Decrease the Distance of My Love…..And However She Is Far From Me Make Her More More More Closer to Me,If Her Name Is Didn’t Written In Line Of My Hand…. So Finish My Life And Make It Hell Coz I Can’t Live Without Her, I Love Her.

Oh My Heart, Forget Beating Coz When You Are Beating Her Memories Are Torment Me More.

Oh My Love Don’t Get Mad At Me I Don’t Know How To Mellow Your Anger, Oh My Love Don’t Go Far From I Couldn’t Live Without You, If You Will Forget Me Your Wish…How Will I Forget You Even I Don’t Know How To Forget.

You Know In Our Eyes Having So Many Dreams,And In Eyes We Fall And Taking Care, If You Don’t Know Look At In My Eyes Everything Is Written There, If I Will Start To Say You Will Be Take Wrong Meaning, Coz Words Having Thousands Of Meaning.

Emotions…!!!!

Ali Asger — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:09:11 +0000

I will be live or not my voiceeeeeeeee you will always hear anywhere…I will meet or not….my letters and things always you will found beside you like a life….where I was, still I am there….I am not a past….in every turn and in every road….in every sorrow and in every whisper…..there I will be singing and give you smile, in all that you will miss me…..if I say something or not, you will found me there in darker areas like a light…I am today…and I am tomorrow…I am also years and moment….

In every color and in every face and in every sunlight and shadow….I will be there and sparkling like a star……in every season you will miss me……………if you can see me or not but my habit and my talking way like a time you will found everywhere….. I will be live or not my voiceeeeeeeee you will always hear anywhere.

Can love call back to death….

Ali Asger — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:56:44 +0000

There was once a guy who suffered from cancer… a cancer that can't be treated. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once.

So he asked his mother and she gave him permission. He walked down his block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD store and looked through the front door for a second as he walked. He stopped and went back to look into the store. He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first sight. He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her. He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the front desk where she sat.

She looked up and asked "Can I help you?" She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there.

He said "Uh… Yeah… Umm… I would like to buy a CD." He picked one out and gave her money for it.

"Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile again.

He nodded and she went to the back.

She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her.

So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out…

!!!RRRRRING!!!

The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"

It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said, "You don't know? He passed away yesterday…

" The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day. The mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one.

Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it.

It said: Hi… I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn

The mother opened another CD…

Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi… I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn

Love is… when you've had a huge fight but then decide to put aside your egos, hold hands and say, "I Love You"

You have no idea how much i miss you!!!

Ali Asger — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:09:31 +0000

When you went away my world
Turned to grey without the
Sunshine of your smile.
All seems dark without the light
From the twinkle in your eyes.
My heart is heavy without the
Sound of your laughter and the
Touch of your sweet voice.
It seems an eternity since you
Left even though it was only yesterday
And I know it won't
Be long till we're together forever.
So smile with those who
Love you less but save your tears
For me, My dear.

Forever I feel you in my heart!!!!

Ali Asger — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:07:48 +0000

Though we are so far apart,
Forever I feel you in my heart.

You make me feel so loved,
Like feelings sent from Him above.

Just the thought of you My Dear,
Makes me wish that you were here.

I close my eyes and what I see,
Is the man I long for to be with me.

Every little thought of you,
Makes me glad of who we did choose.

Thank you God from my heart,
Though we are so far apart.

Slowly Dying….!!

Ali Asger — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:00:56 +0000

Each day that comes
I'm alone
Never knowing what tomorrow will bring
Standing here
Slowly dying
Just thinking of your voice
Take my hand
Feel my pain
Then embrace me in your arms
What shall I do?
What shall I say?
To make these days just go away
Although we're over
Gone our ways
I can't help but feel like this…
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here thinking of you
Whatever you say
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

Shayaries III

Ali Asger — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:22:47 +0000

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain hamBekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin KarteâDur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayeâ.E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde

I Love You. .

Ali Asger — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:11:53 +0000

I never really knew you
You were just another friend
But when I got to know you,
I let my heart unbend.

I couldn't help past memories
that would only make me cry

So I've fallen in love with you
and I'll never let you go
I love you more than anyone
I just had to let you know

And if you ever wonder why
I don't know what I'll say
But I'll never stop loving you
each and every day

My feelings for you will never change
Just know my feelings are true
Just remember one thing
I Love You!

Nothing Can Compare to You

Ali Asger — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:10:49 +0000

The gentle breeze of the air around me,
The sound of the ocean slowly rolling,
The beauty of the sunset,
The feel of the sand as I walk along a beach,
Can never compare to you.

The sweet smell of a rose,
The kiss of the snow as it falls to the ground,
The bite of the rain as if falls on me spinning in the street,
The love of my family and friends,
Can never compare to you.

Nothing in this world,
Can compare to the way I feel for you..
The way I feel when I'm with you,
Nothing can compare to tour embrace,
I would give everything… to feel… this love,
The love you once had for me,

“A Lost Soul…”

Ali Asger — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:54:35 +0000

I wander, solitary and alone
Broken and dying without your love.
My hands ache with the need to caress your skin
Against my own.
My heart bleeds with an endless longing to be
Held just once more in your embrace.
My lips long only for the heat and passion of
Your own against them.
And my eyes yield to the overwhelming power
Of the tears they fight to hold back.
I am a lost soul,
And shall remain eternally as such.
Until the day I find myself
Wrapped tightly in your sweet embrace.
Once again!!

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SHAYARIES PART II

Ali Asger — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:51:05 +0000

Tumhe jahan se mitaana chaaha par mitaa na saka,
Itni shidat se to yaad khud ko bhi mai aa na saka.

Aankho mai chhupaya tumko har gam se bacha k
Ashq apne ranjish-e-gam mai bhi mai baha na saka

Nazar na lag jaaye jamaane ki, chhupaya palko mai,
Ab chahkar bhi tere didaar ka luft mai uthaa na saka

Mehfil mai teri maujud the kitne haseen chahere
Ek tu hi dil mai mere, kahi aur dil mai laga na saka

Raat ko rahnuma kar, chalta raha teri talaash mai
Nind khwaabo ke liye bhi tere mai bacha na saka

Gher liya hai mujhko mere gam ke andhero ne aise,
Panne the teri yaado ke magar mai jalaa na saka

Besabab nahi thi dil ki bekarari, meri mahobbat,
Dil-e-Betaab ka ye haal tumko bhi mai bataa na saka

Ab jalta hu aatish-e-ishq mai tu na jale khuda kare
Aag barso ki lagi sine mai jise mai bujhaa na saka

Rabri Devis visit to heaven

Ali Asger — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:05:53 +0000

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, “What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Rabri, “Who’s clock is that?” …..
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Whose clock is that?”…….
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Rabri asked, “Where’s my darling Laloo’s clock?”
“Laloo”s clock is in my office”, replied St.Peter, guess why?
“I’m using it as a ceiling fan.” ..!!!

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Conversation with god….

Ali Asger — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:35:56 +0000

I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease.
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer.
No time to speak of Allah to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
Your name I cannot find.
I once was going to write it down…
But never found the time"

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The Call Center

Ali Asger — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:12:02 +0000

People wonder why the Call Center guys are paid. So much. For just being on the phone.
Take a look:

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No…"

Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: ?!%#$(well pretend to smile)

Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech Support: What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."

Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."

Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

Laugh! All the way!

Ali Asger — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:09:51 +0000

An Indian traveling in an Air India flight suddenly belched, "Baaaae…"
The American lady who was on the next seat was irritated and asked, "What
is this?" He replied, "Air Indiaaa…"

After performing a long surgery the doctor was relaxing. A nurse came to
doctor with a pale face and told: "Doctor, I left my wallet in patient's stomach during the operation!"
Doctor: "Don't worry, you will get it tomorrow during the postmortem".

Rajani is the wife of a film actor. Her friend asked Rajani: "You don't look upset at all after hearing the news of your
husband's car accident".
Rajani told: "How would I cry until I know whether it is the Original or Dupe?"

Patient: "Doctor, my problem is now lack of memory. I forget everything. Now when I was coming by bus, I bought
ticket twice.
Doctor: "Don't worry…. You just think that I am always with you".
Patient: "That's why I took two tickets".

God made Earth and rested,
God made man and rested,
God made woman, and since then neither God nor man rested

SHAYARIES PART 1

Ali Asger — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:04:15 +0000

be dardo se pyaar na karo ki roti rahegi ki ankhiya…………kisi ka ab aitbaar na karo ki roti rahegi ankhiya……………….be dardo se pyaar na karo…………! iss bheed me tanha firoge…diwaro se baate karoge………ki roti rahegi ankhiya,jab yaad hamari tume aayegi har baat tujhe tadpyegi….jina dushwar na karo ki roti rahegi ankhiya……….be dardo se pyaar na karo,ho jaaye aghar pyaar jo kisi se, karna na geela zindagi se….ki roti rahegi ankhiya…..ek din chale jaoge akele hum yuhi rahenge akele…………jeena azar na karo ki roti rahegi ankhiya………. Ghani raat ke niche sula ke chod gaya ,ajeeb shaks tha sapne dikha ke chod gaya…

Yeh ujhda ghar to usi ek ki nishani he……….jo apne naam ki takhti lagake chod gaya, khofe ruswayi se darta he who bhi shaks jo apna naam takhti pe na chod gaya.

Tere dil me aarzoo ki shama na jal pade itna na satao ki aansu nikal pade……..fir kis tarah kare koi izhaar-e-arzoo jab iltaja se tere maathe par bal pade. A chand humne tujhe banake gawah apna………….haseen raat me mohabbaat ki umeed ki thi hamesha saath rahe wafa ki raho me ikraar,uthake haath khuda se yahi dua ki thi……Chanda tu to gawah he mere pyaar ka mujhe haal bata ja mere yaar ka……………huye nadiya kinare… sitare jawaan pyaar ke hamare………..tute dil ke sahare yaad aaye who nazaare…..chanda tu to gawah he mere pyaar ka………….jise me khwabo me pau…..use kese bhulau………me to khud ko mitau kahi mar hi na jau……..chanda tu to gawah he mere pyaar ka………..use mene andhere me dhunda use mene roshni se pucha, mujhe kuch na bataya mene teri chandni se pucha………..chanda tu to gawah he mere pyaar ka mujhe haal bata ja mere pyaar ka…………chanda jaye tu waha pe to kehna mere pyaar se tujhe tera pyaar bulaye….chanda tu to gawah he mere pyaar ka………….. Tod dala humne nata saari kayenaat se……..humne khud hi apni hasti mita di apne haath se……………..

KBC 2 Ultimate Challenge!

Ali Asger — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:36:05 +0000

Amitabh: Apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan ON Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai ? (He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A) But Santa is still confused.
Amitabh: Apke pas do life line hai.50:50 and phone a friend.
Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.
Amitabh: Not sure… Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?
Santa: I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer, 2 galat javabo ko mita de..Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azharuddin.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake but as is said in boll wood the
show must go on.
Now Santa is confused.

Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..
Amitabh: Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Santa: "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga…."

Amitabh Fainted!!!!!

“ WHAT IS LOVE ”

Ali Asger — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:30:38 +0000

“ WHAT IS LOVE ”Love begins with a smile…!
Endures with happiness…!
And dies with a tear…!!

When it hurts to look back and…!
I am scared to look ahead…!
I just look beside me and…!
I know you'll be there…!
Because we love each other…!
Far more than love itself…

You care for me in all the ways…!
I want and need so much…!
I have felt your warmth and tenderness with every word and touch…!

Your love is the song in my heart…!
The sunshine in my sky…!
The promise of my world…!
The center of my universe…!!

Roses are red…! And sky is blue…!
But you don't know…! How much I LOVE U…!!

Sometimes you have not even begun to speak, and I am at the end to what you are saying.

I promised my Heart…that this was the last time…!
I would hurt it…and you came along…Again I broke a promise…!

As long as I have waited…. and as long as I know…that I will wait.
I still can’t seem to change…how I feel for you.

For it was not into my ear you whispered…but my heart…!
it was not my feelings you played…it was my soul!!

Sometimes I wonder what…life would be like if I never meet you…
because one year down the line…I have never loved anybody else…
as much as I love you…I love you more than life itself.

Only true Love understands…The Language Of Our Eyes…
Only True Love knows when…These Eyes Hide The Tears…
Deep Within And How To…Make These Tears Die!!

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone…an hour to like someone…!
And a day to love someone…!
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone…!

When your heart bleeds tears. Then you will know it is love…

I love my love…but…I know my love doesn't love me.

Valentine's day is a wonderful…way to make I Love you easy to say.

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…!
WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET…LOVE IS COMPLETE…
Life is a 'Flower'…For which Love is the 'Honey'.

You are my dear…together we have nothing to fear…!
For together we will always be… I'm so lucky if you chose me…!
My heart forever will be true…!
I think…I'm in LOVE with you..!!

God has given us 24 hours to spend a day…!
8 hours to sleep, 8 hours to work and 8 hours to spent time with our family…!
But I spend the 24 hours thinking of you…!!

When a person falls in love, He accepts the impossibilities…!!!

Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.

If you really love to someone…
Then always wait for him / her till sun and moon finish.

Love is the answer that every one seeks.
Love is the language that every heart speaks.

Forgive my eyes for admiring you…you stole my heart…!
From the moment you looked at me…call me crazy, call me insane…!
Each time my heart beats…it calls out your name…!!

WHEN LOVE IS NOT MADNESS…IT IS NOT LOVE!!"

Nature can forget Roses…And Roses can forget Dew…
But, never ever think…That I can forget you…!!

Before meeting you I was nothing…!
You taught me everything…!
Now I have become something…!
But I need you and your love in each and in every moment of my life…!!

L Before O, And V Before E.
That is the relation between U and ME.

Misers Love Money…Flowers Love Dew…Bees Love Honey…!
As I love You…!!

The ring is round…It has no end …!
And My Love for you…will never end…!!

Sun shines in the day…Moonshines in the night…!
But you shine in my heart every day and night…!!

For the world, you are someone…But for someone you are the world…!!

L – LOYALTY TOWARDS ONE'S FEELING.
O – OUTLIVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO SOULS.
V – VALUABLE GIFT OF GOD.
E – EVERGREEN FEELINGS OF ONE'S HEART.

Some broken hearts never mend…!
Some memories never end…!
Some tears will never dry…!
But my love for you never dies…!!

Start the day with love…!
Spend the day with love…!
Fill the day with love…!
That must be the way you love…!!

I love dreaming…Because I am being loved in my dreams…!!

If one should love…They should love you for what you are…!!

Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship – NEVER…!!

Love cures people – both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it…!!

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules…! Then you must forget the rules and play from your heart…!! Immature Love says: I Love you because I need you.
Mature Love says: I need you because I Love you…!!

Your love is the song in my heart.
The sunshine in my sky.
The promise of my world.
The center of my universe…!!

Written in pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you love me, please answer this:

Do you love me or do you not?
You told me once, but I forgot,
so tell me now and tell me true,
so I can tell you…I Love You!
Of all the girls I've ever met,
you are the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
If you are not there by Judgment Day,
I'll know you went the other way.
I'll give the angels back their wings,
and risk the loss of everything.
Just to prove my love is true,
I'll go to hell, just to be with you..!!

What is love without two people in it?
What is a world with out people?
What am I without you?
I love and miss you.

The essential sadness is to go through life without loving.
But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you love.

If you love something set it free.
if it returns it was meant to be.
if it does not then it was never yours to begin with.

"If a hug represented how much I loved you…!
I would hold you in my arms forever…!!

We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them…!

Love cannot be explained…
It can only be experienced…!

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love…!!

When you say, "I love you", mean it…!!

Believe in love at first sight…!!

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
But it's the only way to live life completely…!!
True Love is like ghosts which everyone talks about…
but few have seen…!!!!

We can’t really love anybody,
with whom we never laugh.
Once U can laugh..U can Love…!!

Never Let Love gets the best of you…!
But U should always try to get the…
BEST OF LOVE…!!

If U have the courage to love…!
You have the courage to suffer…!!!

Love is seeing Yourself in someone's eyes
And finding yourself in Somebody's heart…!!!

Love is when you take away
the feeling, the passion, the romance..
and you find out..
you still care for the person…!!

When God met George Bush, Michael Gorbachev and Bill Gates

Ali Asger — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:03:02 +0000

God was looking down on earth one day and decided that things were not going to get better, in fact they were getting worse every day. He said to himself
that it is time to start over again with a new batch who might be able to do better than this bunch of humans are doing. So he called up three men, George
Bush, Bill Gates and Michael Gorbachev. They are the three best media for getting his message across. He told that he was disappointed with mankind
as it is and that he was going to destroy the earth in 30 days. They had to go back to earth and tell everyone this message.

George Bush called a press conference and said I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that our belief in God is true; I met with
him this morning. And the bad news is that he will destroy the earth in 30 days.

Michael Gorbachev went back to his people and told them he had some bad news and some really bad news. First the bad news, our denial of God is not
true, there is a God and I met with him this morning. The really bad news is that he is going to destroy the earth and we only have 30 days to repent.

Bill Gates went back to his people and told them that he had some good news and some great news. First the good news is that our belief in God is
founded, I had a talk with him this morning and the really great news is that we will be able to stop releasing security patches for WindowsXP in less than a
month!

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Ali Asger — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:29:35 +0000

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