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When God met George Bush, Michael Gorbachev and Bill Gates

27 04amSat, 01 Apr 2006 08:03:02 +00002006-04-01T08:03:02+00:0008 2006

God was looking down on earth one day and decided that things were not going to get better, in fact they were getting worse every day. He said to himself 
that it is time to start over again with a new batch who might be able to do better than this bunch of humans are doing. So he called up three men, George 
Bush, Bill Gates and Michael Gorbachev. They are the three best media for getting his message across. He told that he was disappointed with mankind
as it is and that he was going to destroy the earth in 30 days. They had to go back to earth and tell everyone this message.

George Bush called a press conference and said I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that our belief in God is true; I met with 
him this morning. And the bad news is that he will destroy the earth in 30 days. 

Michael Gorbachev went back to his people and told them he had some bad news and some really bad news. First the bad news, our denial of God is not 
true, there is a God and I met with him this morning. The really bad news is that he is going to destroy the earth and we only have 30 days to repent. 

Bill Gates went back to his people and told them that he had some good news and some great news. First the good news is that our belief in God is 
founded, I had a talk with him this morning and the really great news is that we will be able to stop releasing security patches for WindowsXP in less than a 
month!

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