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Rabri Devis visit to heaven

27 04amSat, 22 Apr 2006 07:05:53 +00002006-04-22T07:05:53+00:0007 2006

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, “What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Rabri, “Who’s clock is that?” …..
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Whose clock is that?”…….
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Rabri asked, “Where’s my darling Laloo’s clock?”
“Laloo”s clock is in my office”, replied St.Peter, guess why?
“I’m using it as a ceiling fan.” ..!!!

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