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Tit Bits to laugh

27 07pmTue, 18 Jul 2006 13:06:49 +00002006-07-18T13:06:49+00:0001 2006

What is the diffrence between stress, tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girl friend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Sardar told his girl friend “Darling come to my house today night nobody will be there.” 
She said OK I would. At night girlfriend went to Sardar’s house and nobody was there!!!

Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This packet
Siddis : Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

Siddis found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Siddis told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Siddis : So what take an umbrella and go.

Siddis was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Siddis: Why all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Siddis: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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