Archive for August, 2006

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How i wish you were here….

27 08pmThu, 24 Aug 2006 16:01:39 +00002006-08-24T16:01:39+00:0004 2006
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Love means…

27 08amThu, 24 Aug 2006 08:03:10 +00002006-08-24T08:03:10+00:0008 2006

“Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.”

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”

“When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth.”

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

“Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings.”

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss but they look happy and sometimes they dance in the kitchen while kissing.”

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”

“Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.”

“When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you’re scared she won’t love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only does she still love you, she loves you even more.”

“There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God’s love. But God makes both kinds of them.”

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they’ve know each other so well.”

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”

“Love is-if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you’re in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay.”

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”

“Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.”

“Don’t feel so bad if you don’t have a boyfriend. There’s lots of stuff you can do without one.”

“Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”

“If you want somebody to love you, then just be yourself. Some people try to act like somebody else, somebody the boy likes better. I think the boy isn’t being very good if he does this to you and you should just find a nicer boy.”

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day”

“When you’re born and see your mommy for the first time.

“Love is what makes people hide in the dark corners of movie theaters.”

“Love goes on even when you stop breathing and you pick up where you left off when you reach heaven.”

“My enemies taught me how to love.”

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

“You have to fall in love before you get married. Then when you’re married, you just sit around and read books together.”

“I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.”

“Love cards like Valentine’s cards say stuff on them that we’d like to say ourselves, but we wouldn’t be caught dead saying.”

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.”

“Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”

“You never have to be lonely. There’s always somebody to love, even if it’s just a squirrel or a kitten.”

  

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Hard to forget you ….

27 08pmWed, 23 Aug 2006 17:06:00 +00002006-08-23T17:06:00+00:0005 2006

“Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge…
Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge…
Yakin na aaye to aazma lena…
Zindagi mein aapko kabhi gham nahi denge….”
 

“Bhulna tumhe na aasan hoga…
Jo bhule tumhe woh naadan hoga….
Aap to baste hai ruh mein hamari…
Aap hame naa bhule yeh aapka ehsaan hoga…”
 

“Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo…
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye…
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo…
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye…”
 

“Yun Milke Mulakat na Ho saki…
Hontt kampe magar baat na hosaki…
Meri khamosh Nigah har baat keh gayi…
Aur unki shikayat hai ki baat na ho saki…..”
 

“Hum unka intezaar karte hi reh gaye…Tumhari judaai ko sehte hi reh gaye…Dil thamne ki koshish ki magar…Ye kambakht aansu behte hi reh gaye…” 

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Feelings of love….

27 08pmTue, 22 Aug 2006 15:59:10 +00002006-08-22T15:59:10+00:0003 2006
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A family in Gujarat was…..

27 08pmFri, 18 Aug 2006 18:26:57 +00002006-08-18T18:26:57+00:0006 2006

A  family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother  arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead
body  was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her
brothers  and sisters:

 Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha, I am sending Ba’s (Mother’s) body to you, since it was her wish that she should
be  cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT . Sorry, I could  not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
 You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s (Mother’s) body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of   Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (Almonds). Please divide these  among all of you.On Ba’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi ‘s sons Hope the  sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves.The 2 new Jeans that Ba’s is wearing are for the boys.The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist.
Shanta masi (Aunty), Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked  for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita
PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji ( Mother) is also not  feeling too well nowadays…

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How much you mean to me….

27 08pmSun, 06 Aug 2006 18:50:01 +00002006-08-06T18:50:01+00:0006 2006

I AM A ROSE, YOU ARE MY THRONE…CLUTCHING TO ME PROTECTING ME.I AM THE SUN; YOU ARE MY RAYS, HELPING ME TO SHINE AND TO BE ALL THAT I CAN.I AM A
LAKE, YOU ARE MY WATER…FILLING ME WITH IDEAS, DREAMS AND HOPES FOR THE FUTURE.I AM A TREE, YOU ARE MY LEAVES………..SHARING WHO AND WHAT I AM AND BECOMING AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE.I AM A HEART, YOU ARE MY BEAT……BEATING RHYTHMICALLY TO MY HAPPINESS, MY FEAR, MY SADNESS, MY EXCITEMENT.I AM ME AND YOU ARE WITH ME……TO SHARE ALL THAT I AM, TO SHARE LIFE, LOVE AND HAPPINESS ALWAYS.   

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Ultimate truth….

27 08pmSun, 06 Aug 2006 18:40:02 +00002006-08-06T18:40:02+00:0006 2006

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success…….. is always under construction.

 

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear

them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. Which never works?

If at first you don’t succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.  

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper…… if you have both, no one call.

Especially for egg. Students—- 

 If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

Why is it that when you dial a wrong number, it is never busy?

 

All PMT buses are crowded.

Corollary—– PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in

together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

 Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker