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A family in Gujarat was…..

27 08pmFri, 18 Aug 2006 18:26:57 +00002006-08-18T18:26:57+00:0006 2006

A  family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother  arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead
body  was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her
brothers  and sisters:

 Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha, I am sending Ba’s (Mother’s) body to you, since it was her wish that she should
be  cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT . Sorry, I could  not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
 You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s (Mother’s) body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of   Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (Almonds). Please divide these  among all of you.On Ba’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi ‘s sons Hope the  sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves.The 2 new Jeans that Ba’s is wearing are for the boys.The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist.
Shanta masi (Aunty), Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked  for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita
PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji ( Mother) is also not  feeling too well nowadays…

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How much you mean to me….

27 08pmSun, 06 Aug 2006 18:50:01 +00002006-08-06T18:50:01+00:0006 2006

I AM A ROSE, YOU ARE MY THRONE…CLUTCHING TO ME PROTECTING ME.I AM THE SUN; YOU ARE MY RAYS, HELPING ME TO SHINE AND TO BE ALL THAT I CAN.I AM A
LAKE, YOU ARE MY WATER…FILLING ME WITH IDEAS, DREAMS AND HOPES FOR THE FUTURE.I AM A TREE, YOU ARE MY LEAVES………..SHARING WHO AND WHAT I AM AND BECOMING AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE.I AM A HEART, YOU ARE MY BEAT……BEATING RHYTHMICALLY TO MY HAPPINESS, MY FEAR, MY SADNESS, MY EXCITEMENT.I AM ME AND YOU ARE WITH ME……TO SHARE ALL THAT I AM, TO SHARE LIFE, LOVE AND HAPPINESS ALWAYS.   

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Ultimate truth….

27 08pmSun, 06 Aug 2006 18:40:02 +00002006-08-06T18:40:02+00:0006 2006

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success…….. is always under construction.

 

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear

them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. Which never works?

If at first you don’t succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.  

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper…… if you have both, no one call.

Especially for egg. Students—- 

 If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

Why is it that when you dial a wrong number, it is never busy?

 

All PMT buses are crowded.

Corollary—– PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in

together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

 Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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Ek humsafar chahiye……

27 08amSat, 05 Aug 2006 08:12:57 +00002006-08-05T08:12:57+00:0008 2006

  Na Woh Farishta Ho Na Farishtey Jaisa Ho
Mujhay Talash Hay Us Ke Jo Meray Jaisa Ho ************ ********* ********* ********** Meray Khuloos Ko Pehchanta Ho Bas Kafi Hay
Woh Koi Bhi Ho,Kahin Bhi Ho,Kaisa Bhi Ho ************ ********* ********* ********** Jo Khuwab Denay Ko Qadir Ho Meri Aankhon Ko
Meri Muhabbat Ko Pehchan Sakay Woh Aisa Ho ************ ********* ********* ********** Meri Khatir Marney Ka Hosla Bhi Rakhta Ho Agar Kabhi Rooth Jaoon May Us Say To Muskra Kay Manayee, Woh Aisa Ho ************ ********* ********* **********
Jo Baat Karey To Woh Nibha Bhi Sakey Iradon Mein Woh Apne Chahtaoon Jaisa Ho ************ ********* ********* ********* Dukhon Mein Hansney Ka Hunar Janta Ho Ik Aisa HumSafar Jo Samander Ke Tarha Gehrah Ho
************ ********* ********* ***********
Us Kay Pyar Ke Thandak Ho Meray Liyae Aise Key Woh To Bilkul Aasman Kay Chand Jaisa Ho
************ ********* ********* ************
Woh Sirf Mera Ho Jo Nighaoon Main Haya Rakhta Ho Umar Bhar Sath Chalay Woh Aisa Hooo…
Mujhay Talash Hay Us Ke Jo Meray Jaisa hooo…   ************ ********* ********* ********** Mere kahe bagair jo samjhe har ek baat ko, Na jo sirf woh sune main kahoon, Main ye nahin kehti ki woh puri kare meri har ek hasrat, Par woh Aisa ho jo samjhe mujhe har ek pal. ************ ********* ********* ********** Chahe kuch aur wo samjhe na samjhe, Jo meri bepanah mohabbat ko pehchane.!!! ************ ********* ********* **********

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Luttatey rahe hum……

27 08amSat, 05 Aug 2006 08:10:03 +00002006-08-05T08:10:03+00:0008 2006

Luttatei Rahei hum bhi pyar ki daulat magarHissey mein hamarey siwa tanhaiii ke aya kuch bhi nahin—————————————————————————————-Chahat, Mohabbat, Yehi sab to chahatey theey hum magarIs raah mein ruswayeee ke siwaa mila kuch bhi nahin—————————————————————————————–Na samaj the hum joo saraab kee peechey bhagthe rahey magarKhabhar nahi thi woh nazar ka dhokha hai aur kuch bhi nahin——————————————————————————————Do pall ki zindagi mein kitnee khuwaab saja lete hain loog magarUnhain kiya pata janaa khalii hath hai leee janaa kuch bhi nahin——————————————————————————————Mohabbbat Hoti hai kisi seee zindagi mein ek daffaa magar Badleee mein dheer saaree Aansoo dee jati hai aur kuch bhi nahin

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Judaiiii………….

27 08amSat, 05 Aug 2006 07:55:12 +00002006-08-05T07:55:12+00:0007 2006

kat hi gai judai bhi kab yun hua ke mar gaye
Tere bhi din guzar gaye mere bhi din guzar gaye

Tu bhi kuch aur hai ham bhi kuch aur hain
Jaane wo tu kidhar gayaa jaane wo ham kidhar gaye

Raahon mein hi mile the ham raahein nasiib ban gayein
Tu bhi na apane ghar gaya ham bhii na apane ghar gaye

Wo bhi Gubaar-e-Khaak tha ham bhii Gubaar-e-Khaak thay
Wo bhi kahin bikhar gaya ham bhi kahin bikhar gaye

Koi kinaar-e-aab-e-juu baithaa huaa hai sar nigoon
Kashti kidhar chali gaye jaane kidhar bhanwar gaye

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Love is written in……

27 08pmThu, 03 Aug 2006 13:29:58 +00002006-08-03T13:29:58+00:0001 2006

Love is written in God’s heaven above
In His book is each divine love
When you first met your one and only
You knew you’d never again be lonely

A love so true as the sky is blue
You know too that you’ll follow through
So special is the thrill
Excitement as love grows, until
You ask that special one to marry
It is almost too scary
Unless you hear them say yes
And then you feel so blessed

To share your life with a husband or a wife
No matter happiness or strife
A true love will endure
And always will matureA lifetime adventure
everyone knows it’s a risky venture
But true love always wins
so let yourself begin